Thursday, January 4, 2018

What I think the New Year will bring for me

I am pretty sure that this year should be better for me than last year. So I will try to start off with a positive mind to the New Year. These are the things that I think might (hope) happen:

  • Man takes first step on Mars
  • Chipotle closes amid scrutiny from people getting salmonella
  • Starbucks closes as court cases begin for parents claiming that when their kid goes to Starbucks he/she gets "Too much sugar."
  • Walmart releases a knock off brand of Pirate's Booty named "Krappy's Bounty"
  • Walmart closes amid the release of "Krappy's Bounty"
  • Mcdonald's creates a burger with every meat they can find in the store.
  • The city of Chicago grows to 3 million in population
  •  Half of Florida will sink underwater because of global warming
  • Lucas will be Happy!  

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