Diary post

February 22, 2018

Dear Diary, Today well it was today I guess. Nothing really happened besides the fact that king Williamson IV fell down another hole again. Gosh, he's so clumsy. Of course I was the one that had to go get him along with my fellow villagers. The problem with king Williamson is that he is the size of a boulder himself. I'm not trying to be rude but he is! Anyway, let's continue the story. So me and my fellow villagers ran down to the hole and, sure enough he was down there. I hope that someday king Williamson would get permanently stuck down there forever and nobody would ever have to go down with a rope and retrieve him again. Finally we got him out of there and he seemed like nothing happened. Good old King Williamson. His wife Margaret Williamson. Thought that maybe her husband might die someday from that. So, when he got home..... WHACK! right in the head with a frying pan. Then, she said "That's the last time your falling down a hole.". And that was the end of that.     

My life in a picture

This picture basically sums up my life. Funny and awkward at the same time. But seriously, this is probably the best picture of me I could find. Just kidding. I really like this picture because: 1. it was

taken in Iowa. 2. I have the weirdest shirt on. 3. I'm going down my old pink slide at my old old house. 

 This picture I thought was also very awkward. I'm pretty sure my parents wanted to surprise me at the same time they took a picture. I have no idea why they did that. 

 This is probably my favorite picture. It is me and my dog in my backyard. Sadly that dog is not alive anymore. Which is really sad for me because I grew up with him my entire life (at least most of it). I really miss him but now, I have a new dog!